I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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