dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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