Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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