She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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