Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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