I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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