Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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