I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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