I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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