mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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