I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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