Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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