Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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