I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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