i always forget guys have bellybuttons
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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