those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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