Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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