just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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