fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I will be naked everywhere
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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