Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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