watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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