I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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