Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
did you just send me my own nude
I am one with the molecules
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Randomize