You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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