the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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