You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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