Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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