Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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