I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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She bit a glass in half.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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