I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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