maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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