There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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