ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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