she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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