The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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