u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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