it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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