I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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