So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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