i would punch a child for taco bell
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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