Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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