Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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