I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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