im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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