please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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