did you get engaged???
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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