your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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