I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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Less talking, more tequila
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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