I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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