Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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